doodletherapy:

Me and my spirit Pokemon

Okay no seriously I put a lot of thought into this

• Abra sleeps 18 hours per day. I wish I could sleep 18 hours per day.
• It teleports itself when approached by a stranger. I wish I could teleport myself in case of awkward social situations.
• It’s quite useless until it evolves.
• Its evolution is badass but no Abra I’ve ever trained has reached its full potential because evolving it to its final, most powerful form, requires social interaction (trading)
• I once took a ~personality~ test and it told me that my spirit animal thing was a fox or a raccoon. Abra is a fox. Don’t fight me on this.

Because I am at 99 followers and, knowing my luck, somebody will unfollow/deactivate before I hit the magical ~100~ mark, I decided to introduce myself properly now.

If you haven’t been plagued by the thought “wait, who the fuck is this person on my dash??”, you can safely skip this post.

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